Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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