i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Randomize
