so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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