I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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