Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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