I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
sex in a hospital.. check
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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