And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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