I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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