I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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