My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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