new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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