That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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