Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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