And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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