I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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