I want to stick my p in your. b.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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