Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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