Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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