when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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