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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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