An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
