I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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