i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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