so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you would pick up someone in the library
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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