Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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