i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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