8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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