Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
