So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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