I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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