im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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