I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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