Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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