SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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