Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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