Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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