I'm really into asian looking animals
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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