me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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