Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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