I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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