It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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