O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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