I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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