how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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