census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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