her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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