Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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