Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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