Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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