Whod you bang
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
