oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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