I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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