New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize