Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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