Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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