question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize