Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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